First of all, I don't see the point in posting a review of the film since nobody wants spoilers (except for Cleo, maybe) and everybody will be watching it anyway.

So I am just going to give you an idea of what to expect from the audience. Yes, including yourselves!

•  Ladies, if your boyfriends are not fans of the saga and despise screaming moviegoers or any reaction at all from the audience, this is not the flick to drag them into. Better ask your girl or gay friends to watch it with you.

• When the lights went out, which meant that the film was about to start, a bunch of girls started shouting "on my god, oh my god!" and everyone else started laughing.

• When Edward and Bella were about to kiss, someone, this time a guy (or gay) shouted "do it! do it!" and the theater burst into laughter once more.

• There were a lot of hilarious scenes in the film, actually. Charlie had some sense of humor and just seeing Jasper on screen made the audience roar with laughter. Think Edward Scissor Hands.
  

• The girls (myself included) went "aaahhhh" when Carlisle first appeared on screen. Never mind that he was white as snow, literally.
  

• Why did Robert Pattinson get the part again? His Edward didn't dazzle me at all. Must be the lipstick.

It wasn't so bad, especially if you haven't read the book. And if you have, well, just pretend you haven't. What movie adaptation remained 100% faithful to the book anyway?

I am going to stop here. You go watch the movie now.